Healthy Eating

To avoid ill health you can drink
A litre of cider vinegar in the morning,
A swimming pool of water per day
And rub turmeric powder in your eyes.
Moisturise with a bucket of coconut oil,
Shove kale pellets up your arse
And snort quinoa through a glass straw.
Take a bath in green tea,
Avoid meat, dairy, plants, people, hopes
And dreams.
Do yoga, cocaine,
Draw attention to how attractive you are
While remarking on how unattractive you are,
Paint your insides black,
Avoid blame, pain
And die anyway.

 
Written by Mr Woods on 09/07/18
© 2018 Anthony Woods

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